Welcome to Michael Mimbach's world, where everyone is out to get mimbach, and he's done nothing to deserve it.


These voicemails are from mimbach, who's been calling non stop long-distance from Utah to harass me, he seems to think that I'm ruining his life. Luckilly, for us at least, he has conned his way into working for the owner of This "company". Hopefully he can BS long enough to get firmly planted in Utah, and out of Minnesota =)

[Update! Mimbach sent a take-down notice to Google about this page, see it here, mirror, pdf of fax]

Michael_Mimbach-Mimcrotch-Threatening_VoiceMails.mp3 Voicemails #1 and #2
mimbach-third_call.mp3 Voicemail #3
the_mimbach_truth2.mp3My own personal mix.

This is Michael Mimbach, lovingly known as Mimcrotch


Michael Mimbach is a terrorist

This is his split personality, Michelle Mimbach


Michael Mimbach is a homophobic homosexual

This is the #1 reason we need better gun control laws, convicted sex offenders with guns.

Michael Mimbach, sex offender, with a glock

An anonymous submission: Mimbach's girlfriend

Dana Edwins

I'm not sure if the following are a direct result of intercourse with mimbach, or if it's simply his fetish (NOT WORK SAFE!)
One Two
The above images were nabbed from http://mimbach.com/sites/dana/blah/ (un?)fortunately it's now been taken down
Here's another anonymous submission(Work safe)

(Don't worry, not all girls from the midwest are fugly, Tawney Stone is cute)
At least people now know what an asshole this guy is.

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